By order of the Commissioner
Official Rules: Edward 40 Hands
- Tape up. One opened 40-ounce bottle taped to each hand.
- The tape stays on until both bottles are empty. No chewing, no cutting, no help.
- Drink from either bottle, any order, any pace. Nobody else drinks from them.
- Spilled? It gets refilled.
- Finished? The taper turns both bottles upside down. Then the tape comes off.
- Want to stop? Say so. The tape comes off at once. No penalty.
Commissioner's Caution. A long game with a lot to drink. Eat, have water nearby, and stop whenever you want. Nobody drives.