By order of the Commissioner
Official Rules: Pub Golf
- The course. Nine venues, walking distance apart. Each one is a hole, with a set drink and a par.
- Play the hole. Finish the hole's drink. Your score is the number of sips.
- Penalty strokes. Spill: +1. Leave the course: +2. Break the dress code: +2.
- Skip a hole? Score par plus three.
- Lowest total after nine holes wins.
- Etiquette. Pay and tip at every hole.
Commissioner's Caution. Nine venues is a long night. Walk or book rides between holes. Eat. Nobody drives.