The Drinking Game Commission

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Standing Orders of the Commission

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By order of the Commissioner

Standing Orders of the Commission

By order of the Commission, at this table:

  1. Know your limit, and stop when you reach it. Stopping is never a penalty.
  2. Water is on the table. Any player may call a hydration timeout at any time. It may not be challenged.
  3. Never pressure anyone to drink. A player who does so forfeits.
  4. Nobody drives. Sober driver or ride arranged before the first game.
  5. If a player is in trouble, the game ends and you call for help. This ruling is never reviewed.

Every game can be played zero-proof.

Emergency number: ______________________

Address of this location: ______________________________________