By order of the Commissioner
Official Rules: Beer Olympics
- Teams. Two to four players per team. Pick a nation. Dress for it.
- Opening ceremony. Every nation enters and announces itself. Everyone drinks.
- Events. Four to eight games from the official rulebook, each played by its own rules.
- Everyone plays. Every team enters every event, and no one plays them all.
- Points. First 5, second 3, third 2, fourth 1.
- Tie? Flip Cup decides it.
- Closing ceremony. Results from last to first. Medals. Anthem.
Commissioner's Caution. A long day. Water and food between events, and anyone may sit out anything. Nobody drives.